I am sorry your son found the picture. It is a tragedy, because he is undoubtedly now going to end up as an alcoholic, or a drug-dealer, or perhaps even a pimp. And it is all my fault.
So to make up for this terrible misdoing, I will put a warning on our “About” page. I would hate for more children to be irreparably scarred by seeing my cartoon.
Phil
PS. You may have reported my cartoon, but I have reported your use of the English language to the Grammar Police (Apostrophe Division).
PPS. I use the “f word” because in this case the “f word” is integral to the joke. We don’t swear needlessly. In fact, it’s quite rare on this site.
PPPS. My mother thinks my blog is funny. But then, she has a sense of humour.
Yeah, and your reckless use of exclamation points could easily over-stimulate young children, causing them to be misdiagnosed as having ADHD. So nice work Northern Avenger, you probably just sentenced a whole lot of innocent children to years of unnecessary medication.
PS – Your child has probably seen some porn on the internet too. Better report it.
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September 4, 2008 at 5:22 am
Daniel
I think I had one of those for a roommate in college!
September 4, 2008 at 10:10 am
Dave
Awesome! That caught me so much by surprise i had to clean up post-laugh-sprayed coffee off my desk. Link sent round the office, more coffee is spilt.
Nice one!
September 4, 2008 at 10:14 am
Matt
Haha! I love these idea, they keep getting so much more random and hilarious!
XD
September 4, 2008 at 10:35 am
pachanka
Hahaha, good one, reminds me of http://xkcd.com/316/
Anyhow, I enjoy your comic a lot, keep up the good work!
September 4, 2008 at 11:34 am
seemikedraw
Oh look – that little fuckling is pushing his friend across the park!
September 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm
stickynotetheatre
At least the little buggers aren’t fugly.
September 4, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Nimish Batra
Disturbing. But funny. But disturbing. But funny…
September 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm
planetross
“Daddy. What’s that fuckling doing to that other fuckling?”
September 4, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Mark
That’s great!
September 4, 2008 at 5:29 pm
David Rickard
LOL. Just. LOL.
September 4, 2008 at 10:25 pm
LNKDMP - Fucklings
[...] Fucklings [...]
September 4, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Bill Riling
Jeenyuz. Pewer jeenyuz.
September 5, 2008 at 3:40 am
handmaiden
OH MY! That is so funny! I love you guys. I gotta link this.
September 5, 2008 at 9:26 am
Alex L.
Is it inapprpriate for me to be cheering on that little fluffy stallion…
go little fella!
September 5, 2008 at 5:52 pm
joe_chemo2005
I laughed so hard that all five of my office mates came over to look at this cartoon.
September 6, 2008 at 1:21 am
Mayhem
I think the best part is how the two people are just sitting there quietly having their picnic with all the triple X action going on back there
September 7, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Vandan Chopra
Hahhaaha…..i had a ball reading this, the guy writing it must be urf-fering atleast 2 days of extra life to a suicidal man !
Vandan
http://movies.iexplorehere.com/review/703/Rock-On.html
September 8, 2008 at 4:10 am
quantum_flux
Fuckling lovebirds!
September 8, 2008 at 10:11 am
fidgetrainbowtree
i’m glad no-one else was in my classroom when i saw this
September 9, 2008 at 7:23 am
Harish Alagappa
Frank Sinatra gave Marilyn Monroe a poodle on her birthday…
I know what my girlfriend’s getting.
And all the references to spilling and spraying stuff while reading this comic… o.O
September 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
ontheGreen
very,very funny…Keep them cumming.
September 10, 2008 at 12:27 am
bigeyedeer
I would love to see David Attenborough trying to deliver a piece to camera with a whole colony of Fucklings “nesting” in the background.
PS.
Thanks for all the comments guys.
September 12, 2008 at 12:54 am
mrmaciel
This is the best urf i ever saw!!!
September 15, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Olushola
wunderful. brilliant. real 9ice.
September 24, 2008 at 4:35 am
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[...] Fucklings, from The Urf! [...]
September 24, 2008 at 11:35 am
Rinato » Blog Archive » Busy bee
[...] Fucklings, from The Urf! [...]
September 24, 2008 at 5:47 pm
1979semifinalist
Could NOT love this cartoon more.
Cannot bear it, must look away…
September 25, 2008 at 2:09 am
bigeyedeer
Thanks ‘79.
Hey make sure you change your bookmark!
http://www.theurf.com
!
November 19, 2008 at 12:06 am
BEFORE i FORGET » MASSIVE MELONS AND A TINY ASS written by Simon Jones
[...] blatantly stolen from ‘See Mike Draw’ Urf, a grave new world Fucklings The Noped addthis_url = [...]
January 24, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Luisa
hahahaha
i thought i saw some of those swimming in a little lake last spring, but it turned out they were just dicklings.
April 12, 2009 at 7:19 am
NorthernAvenger
HEY WATCH WHAT YOUR POSTING MY SON FOUNDING THIS ON GOOGLE!?!
WHY ISN”T THERE A RATING ON THIS SITE. THIS IS 18 PLUS CONTENT. REPORTED
April 12, 2009 at 7:19 am
NorthernAvenger
WHY YOU GOTA USE THE F WORD?!!?!
April 12, 2009 at 7:20 am
NorthernAvenger
WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER THINK OF THIS BLOG?!!?!?!?!
April 12, 2009 at 9:21 am
bigeyedeer
Dear Northern Avenger,
I am sorry your son found the picture. It is a tragedy, because he is undoubtedly now going to end up as an alcoholic, or a drug-dealer, or perhaps even a pimp. And it is all my fault.
So to make up for this terrible misdoing, I will put a warning on our “About” page. I would hate for more children to be irreparably scarred by seeing my cartoon.
Phil
PS. You may have reported my cartoon, but I have reported your use of the English language to the Grammar Police (Apostrophe Division).
PPS. I use the “f word” because in this case the “f word” is integral to the joke. We don’t swear needlessly. In fact, it’s quite rare on this site.
PPPS. My mother thinks my blog is funny. But then, she has a sense of humour.
April 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
seemikedraw
Yeah, and your reckless use of exclamation points could easily over-stimulate young children, causing them to be misdiagnosed as having ADHD. So nice work Northern Avenger, you probably just sentenced a whole lot of innocent children to years of unnecessary medication.
PS – Your child has probably seen some porn on the internet too. Better report it.